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板凳
发表于 2009-6-5 18:27
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how old are you
每次见面,春儿都关心地对秋子说:how are you ?(你好吗?)
每次想见面,秋子都担心自己太老了,总是自言自语:how old are you? (你多大年龄啦?)
可每次见了面,秋子都违心地对他说:how are you ? how old are you? (怎么是你,怎么老是你)
春儿知道秋子的心思,明白秋子的口是心非,暗想:we two who and who ? you me you me. (咱俩谁跟谁啊?彼此彼此)
见春儿不吭声,秋子假装生气地说:hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!(有事起奏,无事退朝)
一向脾气好的春儿这次也被惹急了:you don't bird me,I don't bird you .(你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 ),接着转身便走。
这一次,见春儿真的要走,秋子比春儿还生气,一边大喝:You Give Me Stop!(你给我站住!),一边又喊来一大群帮手:you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers ! together up !(你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!)
俗话说:猛虎敌不过群狼.俗话又说了:好汉不吃眼前亏.于是,春儿只好停下脚步,楞充好汉,一边拍着缺少肌肉的胸脯,貌似镇定地直视众人:If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! (要钱没有,要命一条)
本来秋子只是想吓吓春儿,见事已至此,只好无奈地说:you have two down son。(你有两下子。)as far as you go to die (有多远,死多远!!!)
看到秋子真的生气了,春儿不想让她伤心,就转回头来:I call Wang old five. toyear 25.(俺叫王老五,今年25。)
听到春儿在胡说八道,秋子硬是憋住了笑,扳着脸说:I give you face you don''t want face,you lose you face ,I turn my face.(给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸)
两个人都后悔刚才的表现,便相互检讨:
春儿:I am sorry!
秋子:I am sorry too!
春儿:I am sorry three!
秋子:What are you sorry for?
春儿:I am sorry five!
这样的检讨不知道什么时候才能够结束,秋子知道,整数集合里是没有最大数的......
欲知后事,且听下回分解,各位看官:
go past no mistake past.(走过路过, 不要错过) |
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