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中国式英语......

1.we two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁阿
2.how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你,怎么老是你?
3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ! 你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
5.hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏,无事退朝
6.you me you me 彼此彼此
7.You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住!
8.know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之,不知为不知...
9.watch sister表妹
10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!! 龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
11.American Chinese not enough 美中不足
12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述
13.heart flower angry open 心花怒放
14.go past no mistake past 走过路过,不要错过
15.小明:I am sorry! 老外:I am sorry too!
    小明:I am sorry three! 老外:What are you sorry for?
      小明:I am sorry five!
16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有,要命一条
17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大,今年25
18.you have two down son。你有两下子
我不幻想了......
就很搞笑
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how old are you



每次见面,春儿都关心地对秋子说:how are you ?(你好吗?)

每次想见面,秋子都担心自己太老了,总是自言自语:how old are you? (你多大年龄啦?)

可每次见了面,秋子都违心地对他说:how are you ? how old are you? (怎么是你,怎么老是你)

春儿知道秋子的心思,明白秋子的口是心非,暗想:we two  who and  who ? you me you me. (咱俩谁跟谁啊?彼此彼此)

见春儿不吭声,秋子假装生气地说:hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!(有事起奏,无事退朝)

一向脾气好的春儿这次也被惹急了:you don't bird me,I don't bird you .(你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 ),接着转身便走。

这一次,见春儿真的要走,秋子比春儿还生气,一边大喝:You Give Me Stop!(你给我站住!),一边又喊来一大群帮手:you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers ! together up !(你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!)

俗话说:猛虎敌不过群狼.俗话又说了:好汉不吃眼前亏.于是,春儿只好停下脚步,楞充好汉,一边拍着缺少肌肉的胸脯,貌似镇定地直视众人:If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! (要钱没有,要命一条)

本来秋子只是想吓吓春儿,见事已至此,只好无奈地说:you have two down son。(你有两下子。)as     far as you go to die (有多远,死多远!!!)

看到秋子真的生气了,春儿不想让她伤心,就转回头来:I call Wang old five. toyear 25.(俺叫王老五,今年25。)

听到春儿在胡说八道,秋子硬是憋住了笑,扳着脸说:I give you face you don''t  want  face,you lose you face ,I turn my face.(给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸)

两个人都后悔刚才的表现,便相互检讨:

春儿:I am sorry!

秋子:I am sorry too!

春儿:I am sorry three!

秋子:What are you sorry for?

春儿:I am sorry five!

这样的检讨不知道什么时候才能够结束,秋子知道,整数集合里是没有最大数的......

欲知后事,且听下回分解,各位看官:

go past no mistake past.(走过路过, 不要错过)
乄Smile,听歌╮
LS的你太有才了
我不幻想了......
好久前就看过了
海纳百川,有容乃大;壁立千仞,无欲则刚。
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